May 2013
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
lesbianese:
thedingledodies:
oscill8wildly:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
gpoy
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I have this terrible sneaky routine with lap dances where I do a fabulous job on the first one
and get lazy with the second one until the very end and then do a great one on the third and back and forth and back and forth and I usually end up leaving with at least 4 per person
It’s lovely.
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
A Secret Escort: These guys I know, think they’re... →
secretcallgirl:
These guys I know, think they’re the world’s best players. They’re always so obsessed with my sex life, wanting to know who and when I fuck, and they hate that I don’t tell them anything. Last night they were giving it so much mouth
“We’ve slept with so many people, lock your daughters up. With…
this made my entire morning
at least I'm $744 closer to buying a car.
I’m so sick of crying. Thats the one part I hate about finally being home is that I’m alone and theres nobody around for me to not want to cry in front of.
Here’s some DIY feelgood for you <3 <3
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
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I've been so stressed lately
My romantic life is now officially empty and I think I just lost my best friend
at least things are going great at the strip club
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Last night I put my friends heels on and managed to climb to the top of the pole rightside up and sideways and I’m so excited :3
thedemonshunter asked: Are you in Tampa by chance? If so, where do you dance?
recondoseitdeeper asked: Damn you hot I want to just lick you uo
